About Me

  • About Me: But then there was a star danced and under that, I was born.

More About Me

  • Interests: Animal facts, obscure trivia, the art of pants purchasing, how to not kill plants, googling sex offenders in my zip code, discovering techniques for conning Doug into giving me back rubs...
  • Expertise: Gerunding, gerrymandering, and various acts of miscellany.
  • Occupation: Professional quip-maker and cereal taste-tester
  • Website: This one. www.xanga.com/maze_bright